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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Situation Joke
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary.
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Top 100 Joke
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head. A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits. A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain. Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to '50
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Easy to Remember Joke
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, 'Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!'The panda yells back at the bartender, 'Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!'The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:'A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
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Computer Joke
Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.
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Heaven and hell Joke
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure
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Sad Joke
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!!)
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Dog Joke - 1
What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end.
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Farmer Joke
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, 'Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large'. Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ' We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows'. The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, 'And what are those'? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, 'Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas'?
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