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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Snake Joke
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says 'Why do you ask?' The 1st one replies: 'I just bit my lip!'
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Miscellaneous Joke
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. . .
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''
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Joke for Halloween
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: ' I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea. . . '
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver--'PULL OVER!''NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'SCARF!'
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