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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Burger Joke
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
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Bumper Stickers - 5
If you can read this, roll me over.
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Weird Women Joke
Why did god invent alcohol? - So fat women can get laid too.
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Funniest Joke
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse behind.
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Joke for Kids
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown into prison. However, the guard was rather kind towards them, and said, 'I am going to lock you away for five years, but I'll let you have anything you want now before I lock you away. 'The Englishman says, 'I'll have five years' supply of beer!' His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his beer. The Frenchman says, 'I'll have five years' supply of brandy!' His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his brandy. The Polak says, 'I'll have five years' supply of cigarettes!' His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his cigarettes. Five years later, the Germans come to release their prisoners. First, they release the Englishman, who staggers out totally drunk. Then, they release the Frenchman, who also rolls out rather drunk. Finally, they release the Polak, who comes out and says, 'Has anyone got a light?'
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Christmas Joke - 2
What's the most popular wine at Christmas? 'I don't like sprouts!'
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