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A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens. Buddhism : If shit happens it's not really shit. Islam : If shit happens it is the will of AllahProtestantism : Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism : Why does this shit always happen to us?Hinduism : This shit happened before. Catholicism : Shit happens cuz you are bad. Hare Krishna : Shit happens rama rama. T. V. evangelism : Send more shit. Atheism : NO shit!Jehovah's witness : Knock Knock Shit happens. Hedonism : There's nothing like a good shit happening. Christian Science : Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Existentialism : What is shit anyway?Stoicism : This shit doesn't bother me. Rastafarianinsm : Let's smoke this shit.
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Joke of the Day
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, 'Get me a beer before it starts!'The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Ten minutes later, he says, 'Get me another beer before it starts!'She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, 'Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!'The wife is furious. She yells at him 'Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore. . . 'The man sighs and says, 'It's started. . . '
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Doctor and nurse Joke
A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. 'Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?' asks the doctor. 'Oh, no, ' replies the nurse, 'I gave him eight tablets every two hours!' At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead. 'Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?' 'Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour, ' replies the nurse. Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. 'Nurse, ' asks the doctor, 'did you prick his boil?' 'OH MY GOODNESS!' replies the nurse.
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Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
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Knock Knock Who's there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
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Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
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Christmas Joke - 2
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !
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