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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of fun french for kids and other funny jokes |
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Joke for Speeches
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?' The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go in. ' St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, I taught educationally challenged children. St. Peter then told her 'you may go in. ' St. Peter asked the third man, 'what did you do?' The man hung his head and replied, 'I ran a large HMO. ' To which St. Peter replied, 'you may go in, but you can only stay 3 days. '
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Stand Up Joke
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?New Yolk City!
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Funny Famous Joke
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, 'Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
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Clean Humor
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to change!
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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Monster Joke
Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
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Insect Joke
Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !
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Sport Joke
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. 'I was the James Bond type of player, ' he told his friends. 'I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition. ''Batted . '007
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