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Bumper Stickers - 5
Kids in the backseat cause accidents. . . . accidents in the backseat cause kids.
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Weather Joke
Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy
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Father Joke
Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said, 'I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades. . . somebody is going to
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, 'Picture continued on other side. '
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Sad Joke
Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!
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College Humor
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one of them $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, 'I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much. 'The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and stereo and gives them to the man. She says, 'I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much. 'The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 and reinvests the rest. She says, 'I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much. 'The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
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Naughty Joke
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver islooking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex onsomeone's front lawn. 'Look', he shouts 'What are the those dogs doing? are they fighting?'The passenger, being a man of the world, replies 'They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?'The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sexdoggie style. So the passenger says, 'You have to try it. Its prettycool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wifea margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexualposition. 'The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it atry. The next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and thepassenger asks, 'Well, how did it go?' To which the driver replies, 'It wasgreat. But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her on the front lawn. '
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