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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Monster Joke
What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Gun control today, Total control tomorrow.
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Cop Joke
I'll have to report you, sir, said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. 'You were doing 85 miles an hour. ' 'Nonsense, officer, ' declared the driver. 'I've only been in the car for ten minutes. '
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Frog Joke
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. 'What's that?' asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. 'Oh, ' said the manager, 'That's a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan. '
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Dieting Joke
Q: WHAT MAKES THE TOWER OF PISA LEAN?
A: IT NEVER EATS.
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Aviation Joke
1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you. 2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin. 7. Are our jet engines too noisy? Don't worry. We'll turn them off. 8. Complimentary champagne during free-fall. 9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. 10. The kids will love our inflatable slides. 11. If you think it's so easy, get your own plane! 12. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes? 13. Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose. 14. BadAir: We may be landing on your street. 15. BadAir: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us. 16. Bring a bathing suit. 17. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view. 18. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots. 19. Fly BadAir and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us. 20. BadAir: A real man lands where he wants to.
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Snake Joke
So glad to meet you said the Hindu politely ? 'Charmed I'm sure ', replied the snake !
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Law Enforcement Joke
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said 'Because I don't believe you are over 21. ' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give the scotch to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off of the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
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