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Bumper Stickers - 1
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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Birthday Joke
This birthday cake certainly is crunchy. 'Maybe you should spit out the plate!'
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Computing Joke
The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone off to fax heaven, And Pay For View stinks. I got the blues, I got the Information Highway bluuuuues. I got the bluuuuues, I got the Information Highway blues. I lost my account on the Internet. My email's been revoked. My modem's stuck at 300 baud, And my terminal just blinks. I got the blues, I got the Information Highway bluuuuues . I got the bluuuuues, I got the Information Highway blues. My head spins from Virtual Reality. I don't have Video on demand. I can't read my Personal Newspaper, And Shop At Home has kinks. I missed the on-ramp, to the Information Highway bluuuues. I missed the onnnn-ramp, to the Information Highway blues. Jack 'Blues' Jung, Toronto, September 1994.
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Beauty Joke
I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But That's the problem - you don't please anyone.
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Funny Kids Joke
What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?I don't know!Well I'm not asking you to post my letters!What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?One rarely bites and the other barely writes!How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?Try picking them up!What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?About '3
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Mad Joke
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
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Old People Joke
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. 'These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,' one complained.
'These fairways seem to be getting longer too,' said one of the others.
'The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,' said the third senior.
After hearing enough from his Senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said, 'Just be thankful we're still on the right side of the grass!'
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Priceless Joke
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. 'My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish. ''Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me. I am content in all ways. ''There must be something you would have of me, ' said God. 'Well, there is one thing, ' she said. 'Just name it, ' said God. 'It's those blond jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blond jokes to stop. ''Consider it done, ' said God. 'Blond jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans. But surely there is something that I could do just for you. ''There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time, ' said the nun. 'Name it. Please, ' said God. 'It's the M&M's, ' said the nun. 'They're so hard to peel!'
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