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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Apple Joke
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
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Police Joke
A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.
Glancing at the car he was astonished to see that the blond behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the cop rolled down his window and shouted 'Pullover!'.
The blonde rolled down her window and yelled back 'No, it's a scarf!'.
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Love and Marriage Joke
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.
The first guy said, 'My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible. '
The second guy says, 'That's nothing. My wife thinks I'm God. '
'She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?'
'Easy. Every night she places a burnt offering before me. '
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Computer Joke
Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer guy, over to her desk. Prem clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Judy called after him, 'So, what was wrong?' And he replied, 'It was an ID ten T error. ' A puzzled expression ran riot over Judy's face. 'An ID ten T error? What's that . . . in case I need to fix it again??' He gave her a grin. . . ;-) 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?' 'No, ' replied Judy. 'Write it down, ' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out. ' (She wrote. . . ) I D 1 0 T
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Hang up and drive!
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Pensioner Joke
Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll
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Joke Online
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper. And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker. And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper. What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?Answer: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
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