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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
What did the woodcutter's wife say to her husband in December?
Not many chopping days left until Christmas!
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Witch Joke
Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !
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Mother Joke
A man calls his mother in Florida. 'Mom, how are you?'
'Not too good,' says the mother. 'I've been very weak. '
The son says, 'Why are you so weak?'
She says, 'Because I haven't eaten in 38 days. '
The man says, 'That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?'
The mother answers, 'Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call. '
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Legal Humor
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender 'Do you serve lawyers here?' 'Sure do, ' replied the bartender. 'Good, ' said the customer, 'Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my gator. '
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Criminal Joke
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
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Funny College Joke
Dr. Dave's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
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Dentist Joke
Young lady to father 'Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor ' 'Dentist' 'Why father ?' 'We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!'
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Animal World
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the airplane. . About 30minutes into the trip a stew noticed the man shakingand quivering. 'Are you OK, sir?' asked the stew? 'Yes, I'm fine. ' said the man. Sometime later the stew noticed the man moaning, and shaking again. . 'Are you sure you're alright sir?' 'Yes. ' said the man, 'but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy onboard, so I hid him down the front of my pants. ' 'Whats wrong?' asked the stew, 'Is he not house broken?' 'No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!'
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