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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Naughty Joke
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower. It's at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says. . . . . 'Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?' The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks backat the little girl and winks. . . . 'When your mommy goes to the mall!'
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Dirty Joke
Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip.
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Ethnical Joke
Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding: We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitiveJan Ne Ka Sun: A former late night talk show hostKum Hia: Approach meLao Ze Sho: Gilligan's IslandLao Ze: Not very goodLin Ching: An illegal executionMoon Lan Ding: A great achievement of the American space programNe Ahn: A lighting fixture used in advertising signsShai Gai: A bashful personTai Ne Bae Be: A premature infantTai Ne Po Ne: A small horseTen Ding Ba: Serving drinks to peopleWan Bum Lung: A person with T. B. Yu Mai Te Tan: Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with youWa Shing Kah: Cleaning an automobileWai So Dim: Are you trying to save electricity?Wai U Shao Ting: There is no reason to raise your voice
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Free Adult Joke
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A STEERING WHEEL? AN AIRBAG~WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK INTO A SPICE GIRLS EYES? THE BACK OF HER HEAD
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Business Joke
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $'100
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Great Joke
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother 'How old are you?' Mommy says 'Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later on in life. 'The girl then asks, 'Mommy, how much do you weigh?' Mommy says, That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find out when you are grown up. 'The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, 'Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?' Mommy says, 'Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now. 'The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, 'All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report card, it tells you everything. 'The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says, 'Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old. ' Her mommy is very shocked! She asks 'Sweetheart how did you do that?'The girl shrugs and says, 'I just know, and I know how much you weigh. You weigh 120 pounds. ' The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, 'Where did you learn that?'The little girl says, 'I just know, that's all, and I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex!'
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Cat Joke
What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
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Internet Joke
What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
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