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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cat Joke
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !
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Military Joke
The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A sergeant reported thoughtfully: 'Sir, I just discovered something that does the work of fifty men. ''What is it?' the officer got interested. 'Two hundred soldiers. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
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Monster Joke
What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
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Medicine Joke
'. . . clamp. . . sponge. . . scalpel. . . oops. . . '
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Joke for Halloween
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks 'this guy doesn't know the difference, ' so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!'Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch. The patron takes a sip. . . same reaction. But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron. Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied. All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says:'Shay mishter, tashte this!' The patron obliges. . . he promptly spits it out. 'That tastes like pee!, ' he shoots back at the drunk. The drunk replies: 'It ish. Now how old am I?'
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Car and train Joke
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.
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Birthday Joke
What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt
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