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Father Joke
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: 'Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face. '
'Yes, sir,' the boys said.
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Elephant Joke
What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !
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Dirty Joke
Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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Bible Joke
Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: 'Judas departed and went and hanged himself. ' Examiner: Well, That's a surprise. Can you quote another? Student: 'Go thou and do likewise. '
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Fishing Joke
Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
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Women Joke
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, 'I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped. 'His buddy said, 'I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying, she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled. 'So that's what Joe did. The next day at the bar, his buddy said, 'Well, did you take my suggestion?''Yes, I did, ' said Joe. 'Did she like it?' His buddy asked. 'Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door, yelling, 'I'll be back in an hour!!'
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Restaurant Joke
Can I have some two-handed cheese, please? a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. 'What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'?' asked the waiter. 'You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other. '
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Law Enforcement Joke
A police recruit was asked on an exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'
In the blank, he wrote, 'Call for backup. '
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