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Old People Joke
Sam and Abe, now in their eighties, first met in grade school. Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.
One day Sam calls Abe and says, 'I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars. . . '
Abe replies, 'How can that be? If you know anything about biology you. . . . '
Sam interrupts, 'I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars. . . YES OR NO?'
Abe says, 'OK, OK. I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?'
Sam answers, 'Eleven years!'
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Cannibal Joke
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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Practical Joke
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maidBut died an old Mann. Dec. '8
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Burger Joke
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
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Animal World
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
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Aviation Joke
The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club
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Business Joke
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting. ' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. In his first week, the deaf collector picks up more than $'40
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