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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Food and Drink Joke
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. 'Oh, I really don't care or mind, ' said the waiter with a smile. 'We don't even have an air conditioner. '
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Science Joke
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol '36
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School Joke
Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ? 'Thirty two!' 'Why did you say that ?' 'Well, my brother's sixteen and he's half mad !'
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Humor Joke
Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well. 'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre. 'No, ' he answered. 'Just sick sick!'
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Romance Joke
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, 'You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I gohome after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before Iget to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Itake my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, Iget undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakesup and yells at me for staying out so late!' His buddy looks at him and says, 'Well, you're obviously taking thewrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my handson my wife's butt and say, 'Hey honey, wanna fool around?' . . . . and she'salways sound asleep. '
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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.
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The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning. 'Congratulations!' said the clerk looking at the bride. 'Would you like the bridal then?''No thanks, ' said the woman. 'I'll just hold him by the ears until he gets the hang of it!'
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