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Answer me this Joke
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in and is turned down flat because he does not meet their 'standards. ' So he enrolls in the finest schools to learn the art of being culturally rich. Moshe learns to cook the finest of foods, appreciate the best art, drive the best car, wear the classiest suits, etc. He even hires Professor Henry Higgins to educate him in the proper speech and behavior. The big day arrives. Martin James Roget arrives at the country club forhis interview. 'Tea?' the interviewer asks. 'Earl Grey, hot please. ' 'Hobbies?' 'Polo, racket ball, hunting. ' 'Religion?' 'Goy. '
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Village Idiot Joke
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. 'What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?'The elephant replied, 'Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up. '
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College Humor
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap.
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Lawyer Joke
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: 'Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!' The defendant answered, 'No, we won. '
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy
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Religious Joke
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.
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Funny Famous Joke
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time. The first one said, 'You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up. ' The second one said, 'No, you know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared. 'The third one said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck. She said, 'Now THAT'S a good date!!'
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