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Dumb Men Joke
What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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School Joke for Kids
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. 'Wow, this is great, ' he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass. 'Hey, ' he called. 'I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?' 'Yes. Come and join us, ' they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. I tasted so good. 'What else do you wild rabbits do?' he asked. 'Well, ' one of them said. 'You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them. 'This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, 'What else do you do?' 'You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well. ' The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. 'Is there anything else you guys do?' he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. 'There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there, 'he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. 'They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it. ' Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning shagging his little heart out until, completely spent, he staggered back over to the guys. 'That was fantastic, ' he panted. 'So are you going to live with us then?' one of them asked. 'I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't. 'The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. 'Why? We thought you liked it here. ''I do, ' our friend replied. 'But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette!'
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Village Idiot Joke
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
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Best Joke
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the cop asks, ' can I see your license and registrationplease!'The blonde responds, 'license and registration what is that?'The cop respnds, ' you will find your license in your purse andregistration in your glove compartment. 'The cop gets the license and registration and goes back to the car, and he calls dispatcher and reports it. The dispatcher replies, 'this wouldnt be a blonde in a ferrari would it?' The cop replies, 'yes it is. ' The dispatcher says, 'go back to her car and drop yourpants. 'The cop responds back, 'I cant do that!' The dispatcher says, 'trustme, just do it!' then the cop replies, 'ok whatever you say!'So he walks back to her car, and drops his pants. The blonde turnsaround and says, 'oh no, not another breathalizer test!'
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Satire Joke
Your mama's teeth are so messed up. . . . i thought her tongue was in jail!
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Mouse Joke
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
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Pig Joke
What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
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