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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Ghost Joke
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, 'I have been walking these corridors for 300 years. ' The man said, 'in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?'
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says, 'What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac? The motorway replies, 'You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath. '
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Various animal Joke
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!
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Fishing Joke
How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
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Cow Joke
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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Dumb Joke
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures. I said in the memo that the disks were failing due to head crashes. 'If the customers would just clean their heads periodically, we wouldn't have these problems, ' I said in the memo. One customer responded with 'What kind of shampoo do you recommend?'An end-user hotline received a call about a bad software disk. They asked the customer to make a copy of the disk and mail it in to the hotline. A few days later, they received a letter with a mimeographed copy of the disk. Since it was a double-sided disk, both sides of the disk had been Xeroxed. A Computer Operator says as she is lifting an RP06 disk pack from the drive: 'Gee, how much does one of these weigh?'Me: 'It depends on how much data is on the disk. The operator believed it. I had a similar experience while working as a student operator at Michigan Tech. One particularly trying afternoon, the computer was merrily crashing for a number of reasons. After about four such spectacles, we broadcast that the computer would be down for the remainder of the afternoon. There was a resigned groan from the users and they began to file out of the Center, except for one comely young woman with wide blue eyes who wandered up to the counter and queried: 'What's wrong with the computer?'Too tired and irritated to give her a straight answer, I looked her straight in the eye and replied: 'Broken muffler belt. 'A look of deep concern wafted into her expression as she asked: 'Oh, that's bad. Can you call Midas?'A few excerpts from the Computer Help Desk:Caller: 'What's the name for when you're entering data into the computer?'HD: 'Data Entry. 'Caller: 'Thank you!'Overheard in a student computer lab:Client (raising hand and waving frantically): 'The computer says 'Enter your name and press RETURN. 'What do I do??'Lab Assistant: 'Enter your name and press RETURN. 'Client (as if a revelation has struck): 'Oh!'
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Humor Joke
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening at work, he goes to the circus cafeteria, sits with other workers, and begins complaining about his work. 'It's just terrible work, walking behind those huge beasts and first dodging, then shoveling aside the dung they produce. My arms are tired, my shoes and pants are a mess, and I'll have to shower before I return home, because of the stink. ' His friends at work agree: 'Why don't you just quit this miserable job and find something more rewarding to do. You have to have some skills and talents that you can put to use somewhere else. ' He looks at them, stunned: 'You know, you're probably right, but I just can't give up the glamour of show business!'
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