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Dog Joke - 2
What flower did Lassie like best?
A collie flower.
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Blonde Joke - 2
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them. 'If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?' she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. 'You have 171 sheep, ' said the blonde in triumph. Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, 'if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?'The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. 'You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog. '
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Gorilla Joke
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!
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Funny Famous Joke
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm Stupid'. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, 'Excuse me. . . oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign. 'It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says 'Hey, you moving?''Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign. 'A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, 'Hey, y'all catch all them fish?' 'No - We talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign. 'I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. 'Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good. . . They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you. ' 'Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it!'Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, 'Tire go flat?' I couldn't resist. said, 'Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me! Here's your sign. 'We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, 'Darn that's hot!' See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning. . ok. . no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign. . . until he asked 'So. . is your truck stuck?' I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said 'no I'm delivering' a bridge. . . here's your sign. '
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Funny College Joke
Q. Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.
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College Humor
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
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Simple Joke
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road. The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers. The brunette says to the blonde 'now I'm going to half to spread my legs!', and the blonde says 'why? don't you have a vase?'
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Banana Joke
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
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