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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of fun easter quiz and other funny jokes |
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
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Weird Women Joke
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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Vampire Joke
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!
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Situations Humor
This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, 'Ballroomplease. ' A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, 'I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you. '
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Bar Joke - 2
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, 'You look terrible. What's the problem?'
'My mother died in August,' he said, 'and left me $25,000. '
'Gee, that's tough,' he replied.
'Then in September,' the friend continued, 'My father died, leaving me $90,000. '
'Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed. '
'And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000. '
'Three close family members lost in three months? How sad. '
'Then this month,' continued, the friend, 'absolutely nothing!'
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Men Joke
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the otherone on his hand. He orders two more drinks and does thesame thing. The third time the bartender asks him what'sgoing on. 'Why are you pouring that drink on your hand'? Theman smiles at him, winks and says 'I'm trying to get my datedrunk. '
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Cow Joke
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? 'Beeflt!'
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