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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !
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Law and Lawyer Joke
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, 'You can?t take it with you. 'After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven. Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer?s wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash. 'Oh, that darned old fool, ' she exclaimed. 'I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement. '
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Dirty Joke
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
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Business Joke
When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the executive toilets, return his company credit card, give back his company car, and even give back his ulcer!
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Men Joke
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
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Sport Joke
How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.
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