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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Kids School Joke
Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !
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Pig Joke
What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars.
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Computer Joke
I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4. 0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4. 0!
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Bar Joke - 1
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
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Bed Joke
Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
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Music Joke
Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
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Sport Joke
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude! Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they? George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime. The group was silent for a moment. Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them. Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?
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