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Gorilla Joke
What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!
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School Joke
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!
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Business Joke
According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale, and it is (you guessed it!) going for a song. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
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Elderly People Joke
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's head. 'Yech!' says the woman. 'Get some toilet paper. ' 'What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now. '
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Naughty Joke
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
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Mad Joke
A blonde's house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, 'My house is onfire. ' The dispatcher says, 'Well, can you tell me how we get there?''Duhhhh, in the big red trucks, of course. '
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Military Joke
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: 'Anyone knows the formula for water?''Sure. That's easy, ' said one man. 'What is it?''H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. ''What, what?' reasked the instructor. 'H to O, ' explained the chemistry expert.
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Aviation Joke
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, ''Ma'am, '' he said, ''do all these children and this luggage belong to you?'' ''Yes, sir, '' my mother said with a sigh, ''they're all mine. '' The customs agent began his interrogation: ''Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?'' ''Sir, '' she calmly answered, ''if I'd had any of those items, I would have used them by now. ''
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