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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of fun days out north west and other funny jokes |
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Stand Up Joke
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!
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King Kong Joke
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.
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Lawyer Joke
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
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Joke for Halloween
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?'The guy replies, 'I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City. ' Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, 'Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven. 'The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, 'I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years. 'Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, 'Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven. ''Just a minute, ' says the minister. 'That man was a taxi driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?''Up here, we work by results, ' says Saint Peter. 'While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed!'
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Irish Joke
There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for a friend. He'd wanted to be buried at sea.
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Funny Kids Joke
Why did the pig run away from the sty?
He though all the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
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Dog Joke - 1
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. 'Rough rough'.
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Aardvark Joke
Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
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