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Funny Kids Joke
Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
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Idiot and fool Joke
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
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Family Comedy Joke
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, 'This is our number one sport. ' The horrified woman said, 'Isn't that revolting?' 'No, ' the guide replied, 'revolting is our number two sport. '
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Religious Joke
Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. 'I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married, ' said one clergyman self-righteously, 'Did you?' 'I don't know, ' said the other. 'What was her maiden name?'
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Vampire Joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.
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Political Joke
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S. A. T. 's? A. Drool.
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School Joke
A history professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero on the exam.
Well, one guy kept writing on his exam for a while after the bell and then confidently strode up to turn it in. The professor looked at him and said, 'Don't bother to hand that paper in. . . you get a zero for continuing after the bell. '
The guy looked at him and said, 'Professor, do you know who I am?'
The professor replied, 'No, and I don't care if your dad is president of the United States. . . you get a zero on this exam'
The guy, with a enraged look on his face, shouted, 'You mean you have no idea who I am?'
The professor responded, 'No, I've no idea who you think you are. '
With that, the guy said 'Good!' plunged his exam into the middle of the stack of other student's exams, and did a hasty retreat from the examination room!
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