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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Salesmen Joke
The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied 'It's easy' and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. He laid out his chips and dip. His boss said, 'That's a very innovative approach' and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth. 'Yuck, this tastes terrible!' his boss yelled. The salesman replied 'IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?'
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Horse Joke
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!
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Kids Joke
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay. 'Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?' says mom. Timmy replies, 'Because his dick tasted like shit!'
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Sport Joke
What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
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Dentist Joke
At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).
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Family Comedy Joke
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. 'Good lord, mister, ' he gasped, 'are you drunk?''Of course, ' said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. 'What the hell do you think I am. . . a stunt driver!'
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Birthday Joke
I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
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Mad Joke
The kid ran out of the burlesque show. The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter. The kid said, 'My Mama told me if I looked at anything bad I'd turn to stone. . . . and I can feel it starting!'
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