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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cannibal Joke
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !
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Travel Humor
A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk! He runs around and yells, 'Hey, bud, this is my car!' 'OK, ' the man says, 'You take the front and I`ll take the back. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget, is falling down, falling down. . . !
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Sporting Joke
Two blokes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says 'I just don't understand it - why aren't we getting any ducks?' His friend says 'I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough. '
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Christmas Joke - 1
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !
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Kids Puns
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points. If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience. Now please begin. 'CLUES'1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good. 2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. 3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. 4. Over '1
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Computing Joke
Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas. . ?
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