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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Witch Joke
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !
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Business Joke
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building. 'Your workers, they're escaping!' cries the visitor. 'You've got to stop them. ''Don't worry, they'll be back, ' says the American. And indeed, at exactly one o'clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break. When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, 'Well, now, which of these machines would you like to order?''Forget the machines, ' says the visitor. 'How much do you want for that whistle?'
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Dumb Blonde Joke
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
'Six please' she said, 'I could never eat twelve!'
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Practical Joke
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX. . . 10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9. PERIODS ONLY LAST 45 MINUTES8. PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE7. SOCCER IS A LEGAL PROFESSION 6. PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT CAN BE WASHED AND REUSED 5. SIZE DOESN'T MATTER 4. IF YOU GET TOO ROUGH YOU GET A RED CARD 3. YOU CAN SCORE USING YOUR HEAD OR YOUR FEET 2. LASTS A FULL 90 MINUTES1. YOU CAN JUGGLE YOUR BALLS IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER
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Christmas Joke - 1
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe
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Dirty Joke
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
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Accountant Joke
Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
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Humorous Joke
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.
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