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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Totally Weird Joke
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time. . . 'Class, ' said he, 'My name begins with the letter `M' and I pick up things. . . . What am I?' A little boy on the front row said, 'You're a mother!'
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Mad Joke
Q. What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfalfa! Alfalfa who? Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfie! Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave!
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Money Joke
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here's the elastic band.
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Dirty Joke
What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.
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Funny Famous Joke
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek World Champion.
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Website Joke
What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www. erewolf.
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