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If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings!
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. In '1967
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Weird Women Joke
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
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School Joke for Kids
A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, 'Do you smoke or drink?''No, ' he replied, 'I've never done either. ''Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?' inquired the doctor. 'No, I've never done any of those things either. ''Well then, ' said the doctor, 'what do you want to live to be a hundred for?'
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Weird Women Joke
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, menare already there.
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Situation Joke
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend. As her friend is standing in the living room next to the fireplace, she picks up the attractive vase on the mantle. When Stacey returns with her mother, her friend is staring curiously into the vase. 'Oh, those are my father's ashes, ' Stacey informs her new friend. However, this startles her so that she drops the vase with a -- ashes and broken vase scattering all around. After turning three shades of red she stammers out, 'Oh, no. . . I'm, oh!. . . I, can't. . . didn't mean to. . ' 'It's OK dear, ' the mother says. 'The vase was just from Wal- Mart. ' The new friend catches her breath enough to say, 'But. . . but your husband's ashes. . . ' 'Well, ' the mother says, 'looks like he'll just have to get off his lazy butt and get the ashtray from the kitchen from now on!'
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My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before.
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Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, 'The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
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