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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Restaurant Joke
Why was the restaurant called 'Out of this World'? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
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Mad Joke
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies in the bedroom window and zooms straight up the woman's love tunnel. 'Oh God!' she screams. 'Help me! There's a bee up my vagina and it's buzzing around in there (albeit rather pleasurably)!' 'Let's go says her mate, I'll rush you straight to hospital!' On arrival at the emergency room the agitated couple are ushered into a curtained-off area by a male doctor. 'What seems to be the problem?' he asks. 'I've got a frigging bee up my vagina' screams the woman. 'Get it out!' 'I see, ' says the doctor. 'Well, there's only one way to extract this bee. I'm going to have to spread honey on my nob and entice it out. ' The doctor gets out his old fella and dunks it in a jar of honey he just happens to have with him. He then mounts the woman and penetrates her with his sticky sweet love stick. 'Just an inch or two should do it, ' he says. After a few seconds he slides it in a bit further. After another few seconds he says 'Hmmm, it doesn't seem to be biting. I'll have to go deeper' and slides it in all the way. Suddenly he starts fondling her boobs with his hands, thrusting violently with his hips and moaning with what sounds like pleasure. 'HOLD IT!' says the boyfriend, 'What are you doing?' 'Change of plans!, ' shouts the doctor. . . 'I've decided to drown the little bastard!'
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Mad Joke
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
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Marriage Joke
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, 'If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder. '
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Elephant Joke
Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !
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Satire Joke
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can!
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Halloween Joke
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.
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Blonde Joke - 1
'Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No, '' said the brunette. ''Okay, '' said the blonde, ''you start. ''
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