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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of fun chemistry experiments and other funny jokes |
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History Joke
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
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Statistics and Math Joke
Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2
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Men Joke
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: 'Female humans are bornwith a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, producemillions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?' Oneyoung woman's answer: 'Because they won't ask for directions either. '
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Ghost Joke
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.
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Mother Joke
My mom had been getting on my little sisters about not picking up their clothes. I was sitting in my room, and heard my mom say, 'Who left all this underwear all over the floor?'
As innocently as an angel, my sister Anne replied, 'The Panty Fairy came and left us presents'!
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Idiot and fool Joke
How come you're only watering half your lawn? a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. 'I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain. '
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
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Travel and tourist Joke
And will there be anything else, sir? the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. 'No thank you, ' the gentleman replied. 'That will be all. ' As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. 'Anything for your wife ?' he asked. 'Yeah! That's a good idea, ' the fellow said. 'Please bring up a postcard. '
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