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Ethnic Joke - 1
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
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Bible Joke
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk toBernie. Rabbi: 'What are doing here with a dog?'Bernie: 'The dog came here to pray. ''Oh, come on. ' says the Rabbi. 'YES!' says Bernie. Rabbi: 'I don't believe you. You are just fooling around; that's not aproper thing to do in temple. 'Bernie: 'Its true!'. . 'Ok', says the Rabbi, 'then show me what the dog can do. ''OK' says Bernie nodding to the dog. . . The dog proceeds to open up thebarrel under his neck and removes a yarmulke, a tallis (puts them on hishead) and prayer book and actually starts saying prayers in Hebrew! TheRabbi is so shocked he listens for a full 15 minutes. When the Rabbi regains his composure, he is so impressed with the qualityof the praying he says to Bernie. 'Do you think your dog would considergoing to Rabbinical school????'Bernie, throwing up his hands in disgust says, 'YOU TALK TO HIM! He wants to be a doctor!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wooden Shoe.
Wooden Shoe who?
Wooden Shoe like to hear another joke?
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Men Joke
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to 'instruction manuals'
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Kids Joke
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, 'Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?' 'Of course, Son, we're a family. ' So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. 'Hang on Dad!', cries Billy, 'this is where me and the mailman usually falls off!'
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Clinton Joke
Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
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Travel Humor
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . . 600 feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . . please instruct! Tower to pilot . . . tower to pilot . . . repeat after me: 'Our Father, which art in heaven . . . '
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