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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Ever seen an UZI fired from a car window?
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Clean Humor
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper. 2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Psychiatry: The care of the id by the odd.
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Sports Humor
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless.
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Dentist Joke
Open wider. requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. 'Good God !' he said startled. 'You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen. ' 'OK Doc !' replied the patient. 'I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice. ' 'I didn't !' said the dentist. 'That was the echo. '
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Car and train Joke
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. 'Didn't you see the arrow, buddy?' he asked. 'An arrow?' the confused driver said. 'I didn't even see the Indians
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Short Stupid Joke
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning. Client: No, I always let him sleep.
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School Joke for Kids
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
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Free Adult Joke
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went home and donned the new garment, and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him as she sipped a drink. She slowly spread her legs . . . 'Honey would you like some of this?' she asked enticingly. 'Hell no!' he gasped, 'look what it's done to your underwear!'
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