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Bar Joke - 1
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, 'What'll it be buddy?'
The man says, 'Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles. ' The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
'You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have. '
The bartender hastily asks, 'What do you have pal?'
The man quickly replies, 'I have a dollar. '
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Bizarre Joke
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
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Comedy Joke
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon. A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
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Common Joke
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, 'Hold still Abdul, it might be sand. '
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Funny Famous Joke
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the Doctors drink waiting for him at precisely 5:03 PM. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The Doctor came in and took a sip of the drink and exclaimed, 'This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!''No, I'm sorry, ' replied the bartender. . . 'It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc. '
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Car and train Joke
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. 'Hey, buddy, That's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!' The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, 'Yes, I have a phone. ' The driver of the Yugo said, 'Cool! Hey, you also got a fridge in there, too? I've got one in the back seat of my Yugo!' The driver of the Rolls, much annoyed, says, 'Yes, I have a refrigerator. ' The driver of the Yugo said, 'That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!' The driver of the Rolls, quite irritated by now, replied, 'Of course, I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!' The driver of the Yugo said, 'Yes, a very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!' The driver of the Rolls, upset that he did not have a bed, sped away and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered a bed to be installed in the back of his Rolls-Royce. The next morning, he returned to pick up his car, and the bed looked superb It came complete with silk sheets and a brass-trimmed headboard. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls-Royce. So the driver of the Rolls began searching for the Yugo. He drove around all day and finally found the Yugo late that night. It was parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. He got out and knocked on the window of the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer, he continued knocking and knocking until finally, the owner of the Yugo lowered the window, and stuck his soaking wet head out. 'I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce, ' the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly. The driver of th e Yugo looked at him narrowly and said, 'You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!?!'
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