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Elephant Joke
What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !
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Joke for Dummies
'Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times, ' the judge said. 'Yes, Your Honor, ' the suspect replied. 'What did you steal?' the judge asked. 'I stole a dress, Your Honor, ' replied the suspect. 'One dress?' the judge bellowed. 'But you have admitted to breaking in four times!' 'Yes, Your Honor, ' sighed the suspect, 'but the first three times my wife didn't like the color!'
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Easter Joke
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
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Weather Joke
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.
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Marriage Joke
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. 'Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship, ' the husband explained. 'She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts. ' He continued, 'She communicates well and I act like I'm listening. '
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School Joke
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: 'Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face. ' 'Yes, sir, ' the boys said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, ''It's because yer feet ain't empty. '
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Funny Kids Joke
My dad is a real jerk. I told him I needed an encyclopaedia for school and he told me I'd have to walk like everone else.
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Don’t Drink And Drive. . . You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.
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