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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
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Marriage Joke
A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. 'OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me' and he stepps into the closet. At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman. Husband: 'What the hell are you doing here!' Repairman:'Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!'
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Old Age Joke
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales. 'Bloomingdales!' the rabbi exclaimed. 'Why Bloomingdales?' 'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week. '
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Animal World
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. 'What do you think the problem is?' one man asked his companion. 'I dunno, ' came the reply, 'Maybe we aren't throwing the dog up high enough. '
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Snowman Joke
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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Accountant Joke
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games? So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.
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Insect Joke
What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !
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