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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Joke for Kids
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they're having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says 'we're playing poker' and the mother says '& I'm his partner'. He then goes into his grandparents room and asks what they're doing. The grandfather says 'We're playing poker' and the grandmother says '& I'm his partner'. He then goes into his brothers room and he's wanking. He asks what he's doing. The brother says 'I'm playing poker'. The other brother asks why he doesn't have a partner and the brother replies, 'You don't need a partner if you have a good hand !'
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Love and Marriage Joke
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a crossdresser Worse: He looks better than you
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Movie and TV Joke
What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself
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Weird Women Joke
There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board. The headquarters in the US calls:'Monkey #'1
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Rabbit Joke
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit!
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Animal Joke
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, 'Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood. ''We're new here, ' says the second one. 'It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us. 'The first bat replies, 'Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere. ' He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood. The second bat says excitedly, 'Where did you get the blood?'The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, 'See that black building over there?''Yes, ' the other bat answers. 'Well, ' says the first bat, 'I didn't. '
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Kids Puns
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: 'Oh God! Are you still in there!
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Office Humor
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next president. This will have a catastrophic results in our not so vital (dispensable entertainment industry). Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin - among many others have sworn to leave the country if George Bush is elected president. And this is where you can help. We need volunteers to help pack and load moving vans. We also need airfare for these irreplaceable national treasures so they can relocate before they change their minds. For the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of these celebrities and their unfortunate relocation. You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive postcards, letters, and pictures from your chosen 'refugee'as they learn to become useful citizens in the Third World country of their choosing. You will help, won't you? It costs so little but it means so much. Call 1-800-deport a lib. Operators are standing by. Major credit cards are accepted.
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