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Cow Joke
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
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Government Humor
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. 'Iam the most beautiful person in the world, ' proclaimed Sleeping Beauty. 'No, you're not, ' answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb. 'I am the smallest person in the world, ' shouted Tom Thumb. 'No, you're not, ' said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan. 'I've had more lovers than any person in the world, ' announced Don Juan. 'No, you haven't' replied Tom Thumb and Sleeping Beauty. Well, they decided that if the three were to get along, they needed amediator, and decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in theworld, would be ideal. Merlin agreed and summoned them all to his palace, where he announced he would meet with them one at a time. Sleeping Beauty went in first and not a minute later came out beaming 'Iam the most beautiful person in the world, Merlin said so. 'In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as had Sleeping Beauty: 'I amthe smallest person in the world, Merlin agrees. 'In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour and ahalf later. Finally, he emerges distraught, muttering, 'Who the hell isBill Clinton?'
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Military Joke
Q: 'How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?' A: 'We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time. '
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Lotto Joke
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. 'Where did you get that ring?' her husband asks. 'Well, she replies, 'my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. 'Where did you get that coat?' her husband asks. She replies 'My boss and played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. Another week later, his wife comes home, driving in a red Ferrari. 'Where did you get that car?' her husband asks. Again she repeats the same story about the lotto and her share of the winnings. That night, his wife asks him to pour her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she find that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug at the far end. 'And this?' she asks her husband. ' Well, ' he replies, 'we don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?!'
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Medical Joke
Dentist: 'Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams. ' Patient: 'Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time. ' Dentist: 'Well, there are about 20 people in thewaiting room right now, and I don't want to missthe five o'clock Braves game on Channel 4. '
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Political Joke
Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named 'Dave'.
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Satire Joke
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere. In fact, all our kids were conceived during Miller Lite commercials.
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YOU! Out of the gene pool.
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