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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
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Silliest Joke
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb. ' 'Well put, ' the judge replied. 'Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses. 'The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out!
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School Joke for Kids
The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it. The Beer Dump - Talk about nasty dumps. Depending on the dumper's tolerance, the beer dump is the end result of too many beers. It could have been 2 or '22
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Celebrities Joke
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.
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Insect Joke
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, That's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
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Various animal Joke
What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!
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