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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Priceless Joke
You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day. He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with a high top speed but poor acceleration, or one with lots of torque and a fast acceleration but a poor top speed. Eventually he decided on the second one because it cost a lot less. After all. . . torque is cheap.
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Easter Joke
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Scixelsyd Etinu (backward)
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Book title Joke
The Worst Striker by Mr Goal
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Miscellaneous Joke
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. 'What are you doing, the kid asked'. Well, you wanted a brother, so we're making you one. The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker's tailpipe. 'Son. . . what the hell are you doing!!!'And the son replied - 'Mom said she wanted an new car, so I'm making her one!'
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Marriage Joke
Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating
the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lake he said to his wife,
'Please take the wheel, Dear. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore and dock it. '
So she drove the boat to shore.
Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching television. She sat down next to him,
switched the TV channel, and said to him, 'Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I'm having a heart attack and set the table, cook dinner and wash the dishes. '
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Monster Joke
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
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Humor Joke
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'
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