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Life Sucks. and it leaves some mean hickies
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Travel and tourist Joke
A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read 'To Seattle. ' 'What are you doing with that?' asked the police officer. 'I'm walking to Seattle, ' said the hiker, 'and I don't want to lose my way. '
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Vampire Joke
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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Face Joke
Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?
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Cow Joke
What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!
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Dieting Joke
It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better. I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it. But I decided on ketchup for my burger.
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Miscellaneous Joke
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarianwoman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 American men and 1American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish womanOne month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in themiddle of nowhere, the following things have occurred :One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together ina menage trois. The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when theyalternate with the German woman. The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman iscleaning and cooking for them. The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to theEnglish woman. The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one lookat the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming. The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, whilethe American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they cando, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division ofhousehold chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion andtreated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother isimproving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining. The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting forinstructions. The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and bysetting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in thepicture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters ofcoconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the Englishare not getting any!
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Religious Joke
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
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