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Celebrities Joke
G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it.
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Mother Joke
Coach Jones called the young lad in from center field during a Little League game for a conference.
'See here Larry,' said the coach, 'you know the principles of good sportsmanship that the Little League practices. You also know we don't tolerate temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language. Do I make myself clear?'
'Yes, sir,' replied Larry.
'Well, then Larry,' sighed Coach Jones, 'would you please try to explain it to your mother?'
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Miscellaneous Joke
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line. The first little baby says, 'Ugh, look at this - my mom just bought strained plums!' The second baby says, 'You think that's bad - my mom just bought strained peas!' And the third baby says. . . 'You think you guys got it bad?How would you like to share a breast with a guy that smokes cigars!'
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Women Joke
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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Monster Joke
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
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Horse Joke
What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!
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Accountant Joke
What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets
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