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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Men Joke
Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !
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Sport Joke
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, 'Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!' The golfer, annoyed, says, 'What is it?' 'It's a special golf ball, ' says the salesman. 'You can never lose it!' 'Whattaya mean, ' scoffs the golfer, 'you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?' 'No problem, ' says the salesman. 'It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it. ' 'Well, what if you hit it into the woods?' 'Easy, ' says the salesman. 'It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed. ' 'Okay, ' says the golfer, impressed. 'But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?' 'No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!' The golfer buys it at once . 'Just one question, ' he says to the salesman. 'Where did you get it?' 'Ummm, I found it. '
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Medical Joke
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press '3
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer?
She fell in the sink!
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Sporting Joke
An obviously overweight young man decided to sign up for a weight loss program complete with a personal trainer. It included a run each morning at 6:00 a. m. So when the door bell rings the next morning, he's dressed and ready to go. When he opens the door he sees the most beautiful blonde he has ever seen. She's tall, very well endowed above a very slim waist with long graceful legs. She's dressed in a small pair of running shorts and a running halter that can barely contain her. She smiles and says, 'If you can catch me, you can kiss me. ' and starts off at a very fast run. This continues each morning. After about three very frustrating weeks the young man begins to get in shape and can almost keep up with her. One morning he's barely able to touch her running shorts but can't hang on. But he thinks tomorrow will be the big day. I'll catch her and have her. He barely sleeps that night waiting in eager anticipation. The next morning, the bell rings precisely at 6:00 am. He runs to the door and throws it open. There stands a huge burley woman, at least six feet five inches in height and over 250 pounds. She's muscled up like a plow ox and has a large wart amid her facial hair. She smiles and says, 'I'm your new trainer. If I can catch you, I can kiss you!'
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Waiter Joke
Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.
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