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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Ant Joke
Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !
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Dumb Men Joke
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company
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Funny Kids Joke
How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?
The sheets are wrinkled and the bed smells of peanuts.
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Accountant Joke
An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of acres. The auditor, being very diligent, noted that the value of the sheep formed a significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew that he would have to verify that asset. He chartered an aircraft and flew up to the station. The manager was at the airstrip to meet him. 'Hello, ' he said. 'I'm the auditor. I've come to count the sheep. '
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Bed Joke
When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
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Aardvark Joke
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
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At Work Joke
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely whenin conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have tounderstand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.
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Music Joke
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, 'Where are we?' Rachmaninov said, 'Carnegie Hall, sir!'
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