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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Marriage Joke
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, 'Are they relatives of yours?''Yes, ' his wife replied. 'I married into the family. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
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Burger Joke
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
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Men Joke
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my dad!'The cop asked, 'What's he like?'The little boy replied, 'Beer and women with big tits. '
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Children Joke
A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says ' oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old' the old man replies 'I'm sure he did kid. but it wasn`t from eating all that chocolate 'oh no sir' says the kid, it was by minding his own business !
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Children Joke
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping. His tears are streaming down his cheeks. An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him. 'What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?''It's mean!', the boy sniffed, 'My daddy drowned all fourlittle kittens we had yesterday!''That's awful indeed !', the lady replied angrily, 'Yourfather is a real bastard!''Yes', said the little boy, 'He had promised to me thatI could do it. '
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Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land. A: Because they travel in schools.
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