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Stupid Blonde Joke
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thenhorse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady andrhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from thesaddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to geta firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides downthe side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seeminglyimpervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, sheleaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is nowat the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is batteredagainst the ground again and again. She is mere moments away fromunconsciousness when. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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Worst Joke
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, 'Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates. 'The woman replies, 'Yes. . . And we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we. . . '
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Insect Joke
What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !
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Relationships Joke
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, 'You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!' Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, 'Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?'
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Pig Joke
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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Cat Joke
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !
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Dog Joke - 2
What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!
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Waiter Joke
Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?
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