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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Monster Joke
What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
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Mad Joke
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
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Pig Joke
What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!
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Easter Joke
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!
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Snowman Joke
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !
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Cat Joke
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
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Easy to Remember Joke
William Bennett recalls when one of his 'radical students' at Boston University announced that he and his girlfriend were getting married for 'as long as we feel good about each other. 'It seemed rather temporary to Dr. Bennett, so for a wedding present, he says, 'I gave them paper plates. '
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Idiot and fool Joke
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, 'Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?' 'I don't know, ' responded the other. 'I'll ask him. ' So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. 'Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?' 'Intelligence, ' the boss said. 'What do you mean, intelligence'?' The boss said, 'Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can. ' The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, 'That's intelligence!' The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, 'What did he say?' 'He said we are down here because of intelligence. ' 'What's intelligence?' said the friend. T he ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, 'Take your shovel and hit my hand. '
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