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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bird Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !
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Dirty Joke
Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
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Aviation Joke
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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School Joke
Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out. 'If I gave you $'20
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Easy to Remember Joke
Why do banks charge you a 'non-sufficient funds' fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B batteries?If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?How do you throw away a garbage can?How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?What happened to the first 6 'ups'?
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino. She keptpunching the buttons only to have happen what you'dexpect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other, and change too! After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so wentand got more. Back at it she went, blocking the wayto the other vending machines with the mounting pileof soda. All kinds. It didn't seem to matter to theyoung lady. People were starting to gather, seeing this beautifulwoman enthusiastically plugging money in like it wasfun. The people were gathering more though waiting theirturn at the machines. After watching a while, someone asked from the rear ofthe group, 'Hey, how much soda does one blonde need?' 'Hey back off, buddy, ' she retorts, 'can't you see I'mwinning here?'
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Old People Joke
OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselvesOLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legsOLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest termsOLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrateOLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangentOLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just lose some functionsOLD MEDIUMS never die, they are just visiting their friendsOLD MERCENARIES never die, they find someone else to take their placeOLD MERCENARIES never die, they just go to hell to regroupOLD METEORS never die, they just burn upOLD MILKMAIDS never die, they just lose their wheyOLD MINISTERS never die -- they just go out to pastorOLD MP's never die, they just attain peerageOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose
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Business Joke
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, 'I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours. 'The banker said, 'Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him. '
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