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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Joke of the Day
Seen in a bar near here: 'We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!'
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Language Joke
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. 'In English, ' he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative. 'A voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right. '
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Frog Joke
I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !
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Accountant Joke
What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting
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Halloween Joke
What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!
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Dentist Joke
Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?. . . He was already taking out a tooth
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